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Dad Jokes!

At Poppa University, we believe that fatherhood is not just about responsibilities and challenges, but also about the joy and laughter that come with the journey. Welcome to the Dad Jokes Corner – a place where humor meets fatherhood, and laughter is always the best medicine.

So, dive in, have a laugh, and remember – the best part of a dad joke is sharing it with the ones you love. Enjoy!

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Share with Your Loved Ones

Dad jokes are a timeless tradition, passed down from generation to generation, bringing smiles to faces young and old. These jokes are more than just puns and witty remarks; they are a way to bond, to lighten the mood, and to remind us all that life’s little moments of laughter are truly precious.

Whether you’re a sasoned dad with a repertoire of classic jokes or a new dad looking to start your own collection, this section is for you. Here, you’ll find a curated selection of the best dad jokes to share with your family, friends, and anyone in need of a good chuckle.

Share Your Dad Jokes!

Think you have a great Dad Joke? We'd love to hear it!
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Poke!

They'd crack each other up.

What do you call fake spaghetti?

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An impasta.

How do you organize a space party?

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You planet.

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

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Because she will let it go.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

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Nacho cheese.

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

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They don’t have the guts.

What do you call a factory that makes okay products?

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A satisfactory.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

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It was two tired.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

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Frostbite.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

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Because he was outstanding in his field.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

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It let out a little wine.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

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Roberto.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

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A carrot.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

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In case he got a hole in one.

How does a penguin build its house?

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Igloos it together.

Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore?

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Because they make up everything.

What do you call a dog that can do magic?

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A Labracadabrador.

What do you call a pile of cats?

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A meowtain.

How do you catch a squirrel?

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Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

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Wrap music.

Why did the math book look sad?

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Because it had too many problems.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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An investigator.

What has ears but cannot hear?

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A cornfield.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a shark?

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Frost bite.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Poke!

Nothing, it just waved.

Share Your Dad Jokes!

Think you have a great Dad Joke? We'd love to hear it!
Submit a Joke